things, the Ninth Week (mal anders rum)
Dear Seller,
This is your Customer, your king. Welcome to my virtual shopping cart. Please note my terms so that your Sales to both our satisfaction expires:
1) When I say that I would have delivered the item to an address, then please do so. Change can be anything you away nothing, add nothing and make it include the possibility of an address is not dependent on the payment method or some such nonsense
2) Use a package which survived the transport and the sensitivity of the product is appropriate. Saving money not on padding and do not use the box the last complaint, which has already failed to survive the transport to you.
3) are valid for 24 months warranty, no questions asked, and they pay the loss of use. No ifs and however, you sell products that at least survive this time to avoid that. Remember that the legal requirements are the minimum and "service" to do nothing.
4) I'll tell you what I do not accept payment method, vice versa. If you are too stupid for modern payment traffic, ask someone who knows about such things.
5) Use a delivery service has the word "logistics" heard before. If you tell customers that they were not satisfied with the sender, then you take it seriously and may not use this in the future.
6) If I have sent the order successfully once, then edit them quickly. Questions, see the prevent the processing that your web shop obviously not taken seriously. Change the necessary
7) If you violate the above rules and you failed to run away the customers, you go under with decency and do something for your employee, who can not fight back.
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is actually not a joke ... but it should be taken with humor, unfortunately, often the only way out, if you do not want to bite piecemeal through the table edge, or turn on the lawyer always wanted the same precaution ...
